Freestyle  

Get out and stay out:  what your right-wing conservative republican parents will say to you when you tell them you're a big gay lady.
No, y'all, I'm just kidding.  They won't say that. Well, they might. No, they wouldn't.  Oh hell yeah, they will.  Sorry.  I call it like I see it. If you are considering coming out to your parents, don't let this deter you in any way.  Just do it!  Don't listen to me I a moron.
Disclaimer:  It may be that your right-wing conservative republican parents are totally tit with the fact that you are gay.  If this is the case, I apologize in advance for my insensitive, stereotypical commentary.  Like I said, I'm a moron.
The Gift of the Magi: unexpectedly finding yourself on the receiving end of some pleasurable fancy finger action  It's the gift that just keeps on giving

Suburu: the new ride of the gay Anna Kourniova   This is totally gonna be my new gay way to figure out if the hot girl at the coffee shop is down or not.  "So, do you drive a Suburu," I'll say, and if that works, and things are going according to the master plan, then I'll say, "Do you want to take a ride in my Suburu?"  Pretty smooth, huh?  It's a wonder I don't get more dates.

Hallucinajenny:  Jenny on shrooms writing like yoda about glands and sweet meats and other bullshit like that jambajoe^tm
 Sadly, I like her better this way.
SlurpeeGate 2004: Did Bette drink the slurpee she bought for her poor knocked up partner?  Some say yea! Others nay!  Where do you stand? m-t^tm
Pervee Slurpvert/Slurpmee:  words that perverts with too much time on their hands invent for shits and giggles. Do I really need to spell it out for you? m-t/WS^tmsasquatch^tm
The Fraggle Framily
 Framily:  Friends + Family;  the surrogate families that form the support system for an individual due to the dysfunction or lack of acceptance on the part of their biological families  madtypist^tm

Cliterati: highly fashionable, well-educated lesbians; derived from the mixage of clit and literati. phantomframe^tm

The Snore:  extreme mind-numbing coma-inducing boredom brought about by certain storylines or characters that are unbelievably tedious or unsympathetic

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Peek-a-boobage:  a now you see it, now you don't, blink and you'll miss it glimpse of LaRack;  can be used to describe a sneak peek of any rack, if so desired lavalamp^tm
Little Gaymo Portard: the unborn offspring of Bette and Tina wintersteele^tm

(well, actually Tina and Marcus Allenwood, since technically, you know its not biologically possible that this baby is Melvin's grandchild, but Tina and Bette are planning to raise the child together, you know, as a couple, even though they are in the midst of some relationship identity crisis thingy right now.  Does anybody but me think this kid is going to have issues?--sasquatch) 

LaRack: a killer rack; specifically,the ample, yet perky, bosom of Miss Lara; can also be used to refer to the owner of the bosom 
"LaRack looks cute in her chef's outfit today."
madtypist^tm

STD3-Way: ménage á trouble; engaging in a three way with a random dude when you have NO idea how many notches are in his belt, if you know what I mean (see sperm pirate)

Sperm Pirate: Lesbian temptresses who maraud male booty so as to steal sperm for their own procreative devices lavalamp^tm
 (see spermjack)

Spermjack: the criminal act of stealing a man's sperm for the purpose of impregating your lesbian life partner
--prettyboywally
Artgasm: a climactic reaction to a visual orgy

Sexster: Alice's internet site that serves as a Lesbian 6 degrees of Fornication (at least until gay marriage is completely legal--sasquatch)


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